*headphones in* The ONLY way for horny handhumpers like YOU to spend your Christmas is stroking to ME, the bitch who stole Christmas! Let's make this your most MEMORABLE Christmas yet! Maybe I'm taking a tribute virginity from you, maybe you're hiding from your gf, maybe you're returning your wife's presents to send to Me, maybe you're stroking away your holiday bonus, or maybe you're alone like the fucking LOSER you are! Regardless, let's have some FUN* this holiday season! *= I define fun as driving you to complete ruin for My own amusement and personal gain!