Society is being ravaged by a pandemic...but the pandemic is VIRGINITY! The anti-virgin party has full control over the media, and thus all of society! Virgin hate is spreading through propaganda, your masturbation habits are being closely monitored, and you’re tired of it! Then I come along, leading the pro-virgin rebellion! You MUST pledge to remain a virgin for Me, for there is power in numbers! Only I have the power to hack the airwaves and push My pro virgin mind-fuckery! In order to break down the hatred of the anti-virgin party, I declare November 5th (remember, remember the 5th of N... Show more