Feet, socks, shoes, shorts.

You told me you are good at playing football, so I'll bring you to do a tryout for my team.
Do not embarrassed me.
I realise that you are so bad at playing football, can you even juggle the ball?
Can you even be a good goalkeeper? Do you know what? You're going to be the mascot of the team and you're gonna dress up as a tiger or as a pig.
You will have to wear tight shorts and dance around for us.
Come on connor catch the ball. Let's see if you can. of course you cant

You are so desperate to play with us I'll tell you what, I...

Feet, socks, shoes, shorts.

You told me you are good at playing football, so I'll bring you to do a tryout for my team.
Do not embarrassed me.
I realise that you are so bad at playing football, can you even juggle the ball?
Can you even be a good goalkeeper? Do you know what? You're going to be the mascot of the team and you're gonna dress up as a tiger or as a pig.
You will have to wear tight shorts and dance around for us.
Come on connor catch the ball. Let's see if you can. of course you cant

You are so desperate to play with us I'll tell you what, I will challenge you to do a crossball challenge, if you win against me, I will let you play, but if you lose, you will have to the mascot of our team, you will have to pay us a weekly salary, and also, you will have to worship and massage my feet.

After that, you lost the challenge, of course. So now you have to massage my feet worship me and also lick my shoes. Don't forget to smell my socks, too.
What is it? Do you wanna worship my shorts too?