Long distance relationships are tough, but we make it work! I've missed you a lot, so I decide we should have a little Skype date just to chat for a bit. It's so hard having you so far away! You know what's really hard about it? There's no one around to help me when I'm horny. Wait, you want me to help you... right now? How? Mm, ok, I'll try... Wait, can I show you something I just bought? I haven't used it yet, but I want to try. Promise you won't make fun of me, ok?