Lying over a stool, Alison Miller is a delicious sight - especially when those jiggling bare buns are being spanked 30 times with a wooden hairbrush! It's all part of her penance for patient errors in Medic Alert. The brush is given fast and hard, just as she deserves it - and she reluctantly calls off the swats. “I don't know why, but I hate having to keep count,” said Alison, rubbing her bottom.