Unlucky for some! Putting glue on uncle John’s favorite stetson hat was a great idea, but not when he tried to take it off. Bent over the back of a sofa, Lilian White reconsiders the foolishness of her act as a whippy cane stripes her jutting bottom for 13 strokes. “The yelps are all real, it hurts,” says Lilian, star of Celebrity Brat.