Coach Friday knows what to do when a varsity cheerleader steps out of line at his Texas high school: bring out the board! The long wooden paddle is still used for real in many Southern high schools in the USA. When missing lacrosse trophies are found in Lisa Langley’s locker she has no option but to stick out her bouncing booty for 10 swats. “That paddle is a bitch and wearing skinny jeans to the shoot was dumb,” says Lisa.