You're a new player joining the group I've been GMing for and we're all going to have our first session together today, I'm excited to meet you and introduce you to the campaign but to both our frustrations your fellow players have a flat tire and aren't going to make it! Well, it'd be an awful shame to waste the opportunity to do some roleplaying together wouldn't it? And I've got a fun game in mind if you're interested, even though I'm bashful to admit it's sordid nature initially. What if I rolled one of these D20 and for every roll you have to stroke your cock slower or faster, dependin... Show more