I'm wearing a sexy set of white lingerie as I sit down to talk to you, but I'm afraid this might not end how you expected. This is the last time you're going to get to see my gorgeous curves and booty! That's right, I'm leaving you... and I think we both know the reason why. I can't be the first girl to mention it right... your little baby dick? Well I'm afraid I'm just not interested in it anymore. In fact you've turned me off men all together, I can barely look at another dick after seeing your shriveled up excuse for one! So I'm leaving you for a gorgeous girl ;)