You've sent me a lovely gift, a beautiful green dress! And I can't wait to try it on, putting it on over my lacy green lingerie. It fits perfectly but all of a sudden I start to feel strange.. my stomach gurgles and in mere moments my gorgeos green dress transforms me into a giant whoopee cushion! And when I squeeze my bubbling stomach I find myself farting! I spend the rest of the video blasting gas from my big round ass, the whoopee cushion making me so incredibly windy, it seems your little trick worked perfectly and you now have your own personal farting machine ;)