These vans are worn out and dirty. I have been wearing them outside with no socks in 100 degree heat for weeks. As soon as I slip them off I can smell the stench. No to mention the dirt and grime that has been building on the out side. But that is where your loser mouth comes into play. While on your knees I expect you to lick and clean these shoes back to their original glory. Then maybe you will get lucky and get to worship my flawless stinky feet.