I am going to make you pick. Ruin your marriage. Me or her. I know its super fucking easy for you to make up your mind. Sell the hose. Sell the ring. Hand it all over to me. Me or her. I mean come on your marrige sucks. Stroking to my perfect body is better than any of the years you have been together. Me or Her. Pick... I will make it super fucking easy for you.