We need to talk. The baby isn't yours. In fact, it isn't even the same color as you. I met this tall black dreadhead named Kurt. He is so fine! When we met, sparks flew, and the sex is fire! Honey, I love you but I'm pretty upset that I've so many years having sex with you. The least you can do is sit there and listen to my detailed explanation as to why and how this happened. You need to hear all the details about my time with Kurt.