When your brain is cracked and you're nursing a hatred of lawyers, it makes perfect sense to grab two pretty blondes because they're dressed in jackets, skirts and ties, then rant how attorneys have ruined your life! Before the nut seals their lips with duct tape, Alix Lynx and Sophia Knight desperately try to convince him that they're just innocent girls on their way to a costume party! But he's not buying it, so Alix and Sophia sit bound, gagged and bare-breasted in long-legged chairs as he rambles on!