(Excerpt from an interview with rogue film producer Haywood Hertz)

"...yeah, I know my critics will point to the fact that I left the country after Martina started complaining about the film as some kind of proof of my guilt, but the truth is much more complicated. Hey, I love Martina -- we made some great films together and I just knew that "The taking of Martina" would be the best yet. But then she comes to me and says she read the script and was uncomfortable with some of the scenes and wasn't going to do the film! Well, just one little problem there -- I'd already spent most of...

(Excerpt from an interview with rogue film producer Haywood Hertz)

"...yeah, I know my critics will point to the fact that I left the country after Martina started complaining about the film as some kind of proof of my guilt, but the truth is much more complicated. Hey, I love Martina -- we made some great films together and I just knew that "The taking of Martina" would be the best yet. But then she comes to me and says she read the script and was uncomfortable with some of the scenes and wasn't going to do the film! Well, just one little problem there -- I'd already spent most of the money that I'd raised from investors; no Martina film and I'm sinking in quicksand! So Martina was going to do the film, even if she wasn't going to do the film, if you get my drift!

"That's how Claire Addams got into the picture -- no pun intended! Claire had done some work for me in the past and she's very, very good at what she does, which is mainly tying up pretty girls -- nice work if you can get it, right? Well I told Claire about my problem and offered her a nice fee if she could corral Martina and shoot the scenes in the script that our suddenly oh so delicate artiste was refusing to do! Hell, the rest of the film I could splice together from stock footage, a bottom of the barrel cast and other stuff with Martina I'd shot before -- problem solved!

"Well, Claire's a no nonsense gal and got right to work! I guess she put together a crew of tech guys -- lighting, sound and so forth -- who wouldn't worry too much about what was going on in front of the camera. Then, she went right out and grabbed Martina! Just like that, surprised her in the middle of the night, pulled her out of bed, tied her up and gagged herin her undies and literally carried her off -- If I know Claire, she probably got a few handfuls of Martina's luscious boobs too!