"You beautiful white teeth are so perfect and really sharp and pointy! What do you think about filming a clip showing off your teeth in an extreme super close up of your teeth and bite and cut some gummy bears heads off with your razor sharp slicing incisors and your super pointy sharp vampire canine teeth! Would you do that for me?"

With the camera pointed at my luscious lips I rip open a bag of gummy bears and start to tear them to shreds with my sharp teeth one by one until they're all gone.