I finally had a lazy day off all to myself and decided to treat myself to some comfort food. I whip a plate of chillidogs & crispy french fries, crack open a cold soda & dive right in! I practically attack the hotdog, taking huge bites & shoving the fries into my face as carelessly as ever. In between bites I gulp down my soda & let out raunchy, bubbly burps as the gas builds up in my little belly..