After swimming around my little backyard pool all night, watching idiots light off fireworks (mostly in broad daylight), I slip inside real quick to mix myself up an adult beverage that I cleverly disguise in a water bottle. I comeback, strip off my top & start chugging the (slightly) carbonated beverages as I feel the gas start to build up in my stomach.

I let out burp after nasty burp, sucking in air to make them even bigger & louder. I'm sure my neighbors thought someone was having a terrible evening on the other side of their fence, hehe. If they only knew.

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