While bored one day in Santa's employee lounge, Fonda the Slutty Elf decides to have her way with one of the candy canes off the company tree. She carefully unwraps it & takes a great big suck - it tastes amazing! She happily laps at it, drooling & building up extra spit to let hang off her chin. Before you know it, the end is sharpened to nice, poke-y point & she's finally ready to break out of Santa's sweatshop-esque toy factory.