These shiny, wet look shorts fit me just fine last year, but it appears all the celebration of summer beers have finally caught up with me and now that's it warm enough to wear, these shorts are skin tight! I wiggle and jiggle my ass and thick thighs into them until they are finally all the way on and then I strut my stuff and show off front and back for the camera, admiring how squished and poured into I look in my shorts.

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