I've had these pants FOREVER and it shows. They're worn through in all the right places, but it's time for me to bid them farewell in the funniest way possible: total destruction at the hands of yours truly! I rip & tear into the stretchy black fabric until it's finally just the upper belt bits remaining. I grab a pair of scissors and before you know it, I'm as lewd and nude as ever.

I've had these pants FOREVER and it shows. They're worn through in all the right places, but it's time for me to bid them farewell in the funniest way possible: total destruction at the hands of yours truly! I rip & tear into the stretchy black fabric until it's finally just the upper belt bits remaining. I grab a pair of scissors and before you know it, I'm as lewd and nude as ever.