As I sit on my bed with my most favorite stunt cock, I light up my little pipe filled to the brim with the finest organic tobacco. I spark it up and suck in big lung fulls of smoke as I watch whatever YouTube nonsense is scrolling across my tv. I do my best to hold it in and let the leafy tobacco coat my lungs with it's nicotine goodness, but eventually my inhales erupt into exhales and I try my best to blow it out into the camera as I flash, grope and jiggle my big tits.