Welcome to hell, you're no longer alive & I'll be your tormentor, Faphomet! Let me just take a look at what it says on your entry forms here...oh! You hate cigarette smoke & smokers? Awesome! I've got just the torment for you.

Wait a minute now...why (and how?!) are you getting hard over this? I thought the form said you hated it?! Oh well, I guess you can enjoy it. I don't get to make people happy to often and you don't seem too bad. Just be quiet about it and it'll be our little secret.

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