After going a year or so without doing anything resembling a daily workout, I decided now that my Fuck Palace is nearly complete & I've got my schedule back I should probably try to do the one thing I've been wanting to for awhile. Improve my health? Nah. Strength my body? I mean, cool side effect, but not really what I'm after. Get an amazing, round ass & legs made of steel that can crush a man's skull? Fuck yeah, that's the ticket!

So, like a lame baby deer, I try to go about my workout. I wobble and bend here and there, but overall I'm so determined to make my ass look even more... Show more