I just got back from a nice, long run outside and I want you to lick my sneakers clean. Run your tongue from the heel to the top and back down again. I want to see your tongue turn black from all the dirt on the bottom of them. If you're lucky, then I might let you smell my sneakers and even suck my toes. Imagine how pathetic you'll feel when you're worshiping and licking my sneakers! - Natalie Laine