In this bedroom scene, you edge me over and over, starting with French kisses, then a handjob (“dear husband, enjoy the best handjob ever”), then a blow job (“dear husband, enjoy the best blow job ever”), then a nylon footjob (“dear husband, enjoy the best footjob ever”), but no intercourse until you persuade me to sign a five million pound insurance policy, double indemnity for accidental . Having signed, “Now, Michael for the best sex in your life”.