Just imagine what it would feet like to spend a day with me. Me, coming home from a dinner, in these sweaty old flats, and you, waiting for me in front of my door, like a good doormat you are. We come inside, and as soon as I take them off, room is filled with that intense smell that could make you in a second. But you wait for instructions. I say to you to smell them, and now the smell is right under your nose, you can't run away from it now. After a while, you start to clean them, lick them all the way up to those smelly sweaty toes, first slowly, then faster and faster. But in the middle... Show more