I cleaned my closet today. I like to clean it, I will most definitely not let my dirty slut touch my clothes and shoes. And I stumbled across these old, stinky sneakers. I was really thinking about throwing them away when I remembered I have you. You, disgusting slut, who loves this kind of stink and sweat. And you can clearly see how used and worn they are. This is a life time opportunity to be around such an amazing peace, so use it well.