You really thought that I will do everything that you asked for, even striptease? Really, me? Goddess Mia? Haha, you thing you have some huge balls asking me that, but in reality, you are just one 4 inch slut! No slut, I won't do that, no matter how much you spent on this camera for this occasion. The only thing that you will get is this camera lens smudged with my foot sweat. Yeah, that is the only thing that you are good for! I thing you will enjoy this even more...