Yeah, keep your eyes locked on my feet. Look at that dirt and sweat on them. Even in my flip flops, they somehow get to be so sweaty, I don't know how. I guess they have some kind of super power. And I made them dirty just for you. You want to clean them so bed, don't you? Haha well you can't, not without my permission. For now, just stare at them and who knows, maybe one day I'll let you do that. But for now, droll over them and think how wonderful would it be to be able to touch them with your tongue. Good luck with that.