Uff! finally! After several months of interregnum, Queen Bastinado Adell has decided to continue ruling us. This time, as an artifact of her power, she has chosen an unprecedented hybrid formula - that is, one stroke on the tops of the feet, another on the soles of the feet, and so on in rotation. The result - over 200 strokes - is awe-inspiring for even the most audacious royal subjects.

Bow low to Queen Adell! ;)