It's the big day, your championship soccer match, and I'm here to help you prepare.

Sure, I understand that having your step-mom as your soccer coach might feel like a bit of a drag at times, but darling, I'm all about getting the right results for you. You're my star player sweetheart, and it's easy to see why. Under my stewardship, you're team have been on a marvellous winning streak, and now that the big game is here, I want to make sure we win.

Honey, we have to stay focused on the big picture. With the press your team have... Show more