Major Patriot is the last hope for our kind. She is pleading with you to help her fight her arch nemesis, Conrad Control, who has allegedly made a remote that can mind control anyone he points it at!

Before Major Patriot can finish her warning, she is frozen by the remote. OH NO! How will she escape the clutches of Conrad Control? He makes her do all sorts of thing, showing off his power to the entire viewing audience. Then to add insult to injury, He programs her to have an orgasm, so now the WORLD will see how truly weak this superheroine is!

Major Patriot is the last hope for our kind. She is pleading with you to help her fight her arch nemesis, Conrad Control, who has allegedly made a remote that can mind control anyone he points it at!

Before Major Patriot can finish her warning, she is frozen by the remote. OH NO! How will she escape the clutches of Conrad Control? He makes her do all sorts of thing, showing off his power to the entire viewing audience. Then to add insult to injury, He programs her to have an orgasm, so now the WORLD will see how truly weak this superheroine is!