I am walking in my garden after few coctails with my girlfriends and I see you on the grass, a little man in my property! At first I think I am Silly, but there you are and you are so small, I can cover you totally under my big feet! Since you didn't take permition to be in my garden, you must worship my dirty feet with your little tongue, I am walking barefoot all day! And if you do a good job, I can make a tent with my feet and you can live under them!