I called my doctor friend when I got sick. He brought me soup and examined me. He said that the best way to measure the temperature is with a rectal thermometer from the butt. He stuck a thermometer in my ass and when he found that I had a high temperature, he used rectal suppositories.

I called my doctor friend when I got sick. He brought me soup and examined me. He said that the best way to measure the temperature is with a rectal thermometer from the butt. He stuck a thermometer in my ass and when he found that I had a high temperature, he used rectal suppositories.