While wearing my lacy blue bra and not much else, I crack open a can of Vanilla Coke and start chugging down the glorious, dark liquid. Before I know it I can feel gas starting to build up in my gut and little by little the burps get louder. And come quicker. And are definitely grosser. Before you know it I’m letting super nasty burp after super nasty burp go right into your face and all I’m going to do is giggle about it, hehe.