I tell you I'm going to do you an awesome sexy show and start to tease you. But then I get a phone call... I signal that I'll be back in a second, then wonder off, you hear me saying 'that sounds amazing, I'll be there soon' and I leave you to stare at my bed in the hopes I'm coming back, but I never do, because I'm off having fun with men MUCH better than you, who actually know how to give me satisfaction. Soz.