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It has come to my attention that many of you so called ripoff fetishists have not bought all of my ripoff videos. What the hell is actually wrong with you? You're such a loser that you can't even get ripped off properly? Buy this video so I can tell you exactly how much of a loser you are, then buy the rest of my videos to make amends for being so utterly pathetic. Ugh.