'Mmm hi, what can I do for you today?... that sounds amazing, yawn, just wait one minute while i have a little nap... i want to be at my best!' I get under the covers and lie down out of shot, and you're left staring at my covered legs, ooo how exciting they occasionally move! Maybe I'm coming back... No, no i'm not, loser. You really thought I'd do a show for you? Go ahead and buy this over priced video, MAYBE I actually did.. *snigger* Idiot

'Mmm hi, what can I do for you today?... that sounds amazing, yawn, just wait one minute while i have a little nap... i want to be at my best!' I get under the covers and lie down out of shot, and you're left staring at my covered legs, ooo how exciting they occasionally move! Maybe I'm coming back... No, no i'm not, loser. You really thought I'd do a show for you? Go ahead and buy this over priced video, MAYBE I actually did.. *snigger* Idiot