I tell you I'm gonna do you a sexy show, squeeze my boobs and tell you how I can't wait, but hold on, wait there while I go and get ready.... I leave and you're left staring at my bed, you hear me rustling about in the background then a door slams and you're left listening to the hum of my computer, eventually you hear me come back, see my shadow coming back towards the bed, you get so excited, but just then the video cuts out and you get absolutely nothing. You idiot, as if I'd ever do a show fo you.