You're expecting an awesome sexy time, I say hello in a breathy sexy way, squeeze my boobs and tease you then tell you i'll be right back and walk off. Then I put a sign on the bed saying 'You fucking loser'. You're such an idiot that you still think you might be getting a show, so you stay and watch it. To your excitement I come back at the end, but it's just to look at you with disgust and snort at you're absolute loserness. Loser.