Awwwww, you're so short! That is SO adorable! I love small people, they're so cute and fun to play with! Obviously I am a giant so I am far superior, but well done you for trying! It must be so difficult! I list all the famous short men and tell you how inspiring they are for managing to do things, some of them even manage to date tall women! So don't worry, there is hope for you tiny human! Obviously I only like hawt giant men with giant penises but I'd love to keep you as a pet or something! Then you'd have purpose! Awww :D
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