I'm all set up for my sexy valentines day shower with my special someone! I made the shower so pretty with rose petals and balloons. I'm trying to wash up in advance when I realize how badly I need to piss. God, if only I can hold it! Babe will be here any minute and I need everything to go perfectly. But alas, I cannot and I pee all over one of the balloons. Valentines day is ruined. The shower is no longer clean and pretty. Might as well pop these balloons now that I ruined them.