Jessa Jordan and Freshie Juice are Goddesses from literal head to figurative toe. Although you need no further reiteration they're happy, eager to let you know you are barely worthy to be beneath them. They each take turns instructing you to observe how perfect not only are they, but are every individual wrinkle in their soles. Each inch of their arches, each small, wet, spots in between their toes. How maybe, if you worship their feet, they'll have the tiniest bit of respect for you.