WELCOME, 1st TIME TICKLEE, ARI PARKER! A ninja (Ari Parker) sneaks into Eight Palms Kung Fu Academy and is about to burn the place down! Fortunately, Sifu Phillips catches her striking the match. The ninja wants a fight, but as she charges forward, Sifu Phillips tosses a bunch of legos on the floor, in front of her! The sexy shadow warrior yelps and hops around in pain, as she steps on the hard, plastic bricks, in her tabi-socked feet!

Soon, she finds herself in the stocks, with Phillips demanding to know why she's trying to destroy his building. But, when she tries to give him the... Show more