As we inexorably work our way toward the Kitchen Table and the coming Awesome Screw and Squirt Session, I get front-sided by Max's Exposed Ding-a-Ling. Actually, it's more of a Big Ding Dong. Anyway, I slurp away on his Dark Brown Piece Of Meat as I crouch deep in my Red High Heels. Gotta tell ya though, getting Slapped in The Face by that Step-Mother Fucker Shlong of his only gets this Horny Housewife even hotter. And this little kitchen -- the same place I just cooked brunch in -- ain't never seen anything hotter than this whole afternoon sexxcapade. But I do finally land my ass on the hard ...

As we inexorably work our way toward the Kitchen Table and the coming Awesome Screw and Squirt Session, I get front-sided by Max's Exposed Ding-a-Ling. Actually, it's more of a Big Ding Dong. Anyway, I slurp away on his Dark Brown Piece Of Meat as I crouch deep in my Red High Heels. Gotta tell ya though, getting Slapped in The Face by that Step-Mother Fucker Shlong of his only gets this Horny Housewife even hotter. And this little kitchen -- the same place I just cooked brunch in -- ain't never seen anything hotter than this whole afternoon sexxcapade. But I do finally land my ass on the hard table, lay back, and Spread 'Em Wide! I'm ready to get fucked and to squirt my brains out. Hubby's gonna have to get the mop and bucket out when we get done in Part 2. Juicy Smooches, Lusty Louisa