Oh, Hi! Welcome home sir. I've been in these heels all day sweeping, mopping, and vacuuming. My feet have gotten a workout for the day and I'm sure yours have too. Why don't we both get comfortable. It's Friday and your wife isn't going to be home for another hour. Let me help you unwind from the busy work week before she arrives. We do need to talk about my heels though, They are brand new. I've only had them for one day and your messy house has them already looking dirty. I think you may owe me a new pair of shoes. Maybe you can just clean them up for me. They just need a little shine...