My libido laughs in the face of danger.

I’ve been having some health issues with my ladybits recently and it’s left me both bedridden and unable to masturbate. You know how when you haven’t had sex or even just an orgasm for a long time it makes everything really sexual? Yeah, that’s what happened to me. My brain said, “there’s no way you’re going to find a UTI sexy,” and, after discovering how brightly colored my piss became on these meds, my libido responded: “challenge accepted.”

Truly, I’ve descended to a new level of degeneracy.

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