There's nothing better after a day of work than grabbing a nice snack, putting on My favorite podcast, and sitting on My living furniture! Watch as I sit on My furniture slave for nine minutes with My Full Weight in My Dirty Dress Pants, ignoring it entirely as I live My Life and it worships Me unconditionally by serving as My object. Have you ever seen another piece of living furniture take the full weight of an Ass like Mine for this long without wimping out? I sat on it for a lot longer than this, but I figured that you don't need to see a full hour of the same thing, do you? I just want... Show more