The reason Our relationship with Our living furniture is so successful is that the furniture is always coming up with new ways to serve. The slave was the one that bought Us the smotherbox, and the slave is the one who came up with a solution for the problem that the Full Weight of My Perfect Ass deflates the pillow that comes with it. I don't notice too much because it's pretty comfortable anyway, but I guess it's probably better if you can actually see the little loser's head parting My Gorgeous Cheeks in My Work Pants.

It's no fault of the pillow or the smotherbox, it's just tha... Show more